I don't want to be big
No romance or no physical intimacy at all.
Closed door. No anatomical or crude language.
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Blurb
Frog does NOT want to grow up. Doesn't need to be tall. Doesn't want to be able to jump high enough to see the tree frogs. He's just FINE being small. Besides, if you grow up, you don't get to do fun things like jump in mud puddles with your best friend, Pig. Do you?
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